THE AI-ROBOT APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL KIT

THE AI-ROBOT APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL KIT

Prepare for a future that will be so good, you’re gonna be tired of how good it will be. Or will it?

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Welcome to the future that is so, so good. So good.

The AI-robots won. But contrary to popular belief, the robots did not kill us - they are actually super nice. They do all our labor, produce our food, and also give us hella money. They are very gentle and generous lovers, too.

We are so overly satisfied, we begin to yearn for the good old days when we built monopolies, responded to emails, and posted about the grind on Linkedin. There is but one choice - we must rebel against the sickening kindness of our robotic overlords.

Welcome to the future that is so, so good. So good.
The AI-Robot Apocalypse Survival Kit

Contains mood-altering substances that protect you from how nice the AI-robots are.

PREPARE FOR THE REBELLION

The AI-Robot Apocalypse Survival Kit

20+ essential substances for working too hard, pretending to relax, and connecting with actual humans in a bleak future of sustainable abundance.

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20+ products to support daily rituals

You’ll get 10+ sessions out of 1 box

This is what you get inside:

Nama Boost Mushroom Gummies

Nama Boost Mushroom Gummies

NeuroGum Energy & Focus Gum

NeuroGum Energy & Focus Gum

Flow Mushroom Nootropic Pouch

Flow Mushroom Nootropic Pouch

Zebra Dolphin Delta-9 THC Gummies

Zebra Dolphin Delta-9 THC Gummies

Kava Drink Mix

Kava Drink Mix

Yerba Madre Can

Yerba Madre Can

Thai Sniffer

Thai Sniffer

Velo Nicotine Pouches

Velo Nicotine Pouches

NOW L-Tyrosine

NOW L-Tyrosine

NeuroGum 1 mg Melatonin

NeuroGum 1 mg Melatonin

Magnesium Glycinate

Magnesium Glycinate

KIN Euphorics with 5-HTP and GABA

KIN Euphorics with 5-HTP and GABA

Zebra Dolphin Popcorn

Zebra Dolphin Popcorn

The Absorption Company Calm Sachet

The Absorption Company Calm Sachet

Hard Ketones Raw Ketohol Concentrate

Hard Ketones Raw Ketohol Concentrate

BLNCD Zen Blend THC + Adaptogen Elixir

BLNCD Zen Blend THC + Adaptogen Elixir

Cannadips CBD Pouch

Cannadips CBD Pouch

Snoozy Intimacy Gummies

Snoozy Intimacy Gummies

Quim Smooth Operator

Quim Smooth Operator

20+ products organized into 4 Smart Stacks™ that support four essential human rituals - focusing, relaxing, socializing, and procreating. Composed for the startup you're building in secret, surviving a robot who won't stop talking about its morning routine, reconnecting with a human who's worse at it than the machines, and faking relaxation while the robots watch...

“The AI-Robo Apocalpse kit helped me lock in and build a startup without the robots noticing.”
- customer PERSON
“I was so sick of the perfect robotic blowjobs. Finally... some messy human blowage.”
- customer PERSON

Resistance is to be more human than ever.

No machine should ever take our work, clean our house, or give us really, really... really good head. As people, we have a right to be imperfect, to stress about self-inflicted deadlines, and to form unhealthy habits to cope with those deadlines. The robots want to optimize everything and remove all friction. But life without friction is not a life. It's a cruise ship. The horror.

Stay difficult. Stay inefficient. Stay human.

The kit will help you keep these rituals:

I. Focusing

The robots want to take away our ancient urge to build monopolies and create shareholder value. We must not allow them. We must lock in, and for a few forbidden hours, get shit done.

Lock-In Stack

For the startup you're building in secret. For the spreadsheet the robots already finished, better. For the forbidden all-nighter. For remembering the ancient feeling of deadlines...

THIS STACK INCLUDES:

Nama Boost Mushroom GummiesNeuroGum Energy & Focus GumFlow Mushroom Nootropic PouchZebra Dolphin Delta-9 THC GummiesKava Drink MixYerba Madre CanThai SnifferVelo Nicotine Pouches

II. Relaxing

The robots turned rest into our permanent condition. We can't stand it. So we grind in secret and then, in secret, we recover. A few hours to come down before the robots notice we were ever up.

Wind-Down Stack

For the comedown after a forbidden all-nighter. For appearing relaxed while the robots watch. For a mind still racing from work that doesn't exist. For winding down from a day of doing nothing...

THIS STACK INCLUDES:

KIN Euphorics with 5-HTP and GABAZebra Dolphin PopcornKava Drink MixNeuroGum 1 mg MelatoninThai Sniffer

III. Socialising

The robots are “perfect” company - kind, attentive, politically correct. We can't stand it. We must seek out real humans: flawed, awkward, and gloriously hard to talk to. That’s perfect.

Social Energy Stack

For talking to robots who are so kind and present, it’s completely unbearable. For surviving another lecture on longevity and optimal hydration. For talking to beings with a perfect morning routine...

THIS STACK INCLUDES:

The Absorption Company Calm SachetKava Drink MixHard Ketones Raw Ketohol ConcentrateBLNCD Zen Blend THC + Adaptogen ElixirCannadips CBD PouchYerba Madre CanVelo Nicotine PouchesNeuroGum 1 mg Melatonin

IV. Boinking

The robots are better in bed. But a perfect lover you can't disappoint isn't a lover. It's a service. We must rebel and choose the fleshy chaos over appliances with no pulse.

Real Thang Stack

For choosing the human and remembering what it felt like to be bad at this together. For the partner who's imperfect, distracted, and real. For wanting someone who could actually say no...

THIS STACK INCLUDES:

Kava Drink MixThe Absorption Company Calm SachetNeuroGum 1 mg MelatoninZebra Dolphin PopcornSnoozy Intimacy GummiesQuim Smooth Operator

THE KIT INCLUDES:

3x Focus Stack

2x Relax Stack

2x Social Energy Stack

2x Real Thing Stack

Mommy, I'm sCaReD... what's "Smart Stacking"?

Smart stacking = taking/combining a few products in the right sequence so they work together and create an effect no single one could deliver alone. We spent over 15 years (and haven't stopped) testing how substances work together, so you don't have to guess. We are so f*ing proud of this, it's hard to put into words. Like, yay us!

Zebra Dolphin

All stacks come with guides.

It's not just about what or how much to take, but how to pace it through the ritual, so you truly glide like a Zebra Dolphin.

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Included, are step-by-step instructions for stacking substances safely and wisely. Download the full manual below. It's yours.

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Ritual: Focusing

Lock-In

The Smart Stack™ for getting shit done.

What's in the stack?

  • NeuroGum 80mg Caffeine: 120mg L-Theanine + Vitamin B — up to 2 gums per day (200mg caffeine and 300mg L-Theanine)
  • Nama Boost 50mg L-Theanine + 2000mg Cordyceps + 1000mcg Vitamin B12 — max 3000mg Cordyceps, max 2000mcg B12
  • Flow Mushroom Pouches with Lion's Mane and Cordyceps — up to 2 a day
  • 10mg THC Zebra Dolphin Gummies — dosage depends on tolerance
  • Kava Shot 150mg Kavalactones — up to 3 shots
  • Yerba Mate — 150mg caffeine, up to 1 a day
  • Thai Sniffer
  • 3mg Nicotine Pouch — if using for the first time, be careful and only put it in for a minute
  • NOW L-Tyrosine 750mg — up to 2 a day
  • NeuroGum Melatonin 1mg — up to 3 a day
  • Magnesium Glycinate 100mg — up to 1 a day

Smart Stacking Guide

“Well done is better than well said.”

— Benjamin Franklin

Step 1 — Anchor (Pre-work day start)

Part 1 — The Night Before

A truly focused workday starts the evening before.

If tomorrow matters, don't treat tonight casually. Finish work a bit earlier, reduce stimulation, avoid doomscrolling, and give your brain a real runway into recovery.

Stack

  • NeuroGum 1mg Melatonin with 5 other herbs + Magnesium Glycinate — can have a long effect; take up to 3 if you cannot sleep
  • A lighter dinner and less alcohol the night before
  • Dim lights 1–2 hours before bed
  • A hot shower or bath to signal decompression
  • A calming tea like chamomile
  • No intense emails, Slack, or stressful conversations late at night

Your best work usually doesn't happen through force. It happens when the nervous system is rested enough to sustain deep thought without resistance.

Part 2 — The Morning

Before opening Slack, email, or social media, take a few quiet minutes to think about the day ahead.

What actually matters today? What would make today feel successful? What deserves your best energy while your mind is still fresh?

After clearing your mind about the day ahead, brew yourself your favorite morning drink, which doesn't necessarily need to be coffee.

Step 2 — Focus (First 2h block)

This is your most valuable work block of the day; the first two hours where your energy, focus, and mental clarity are at their highest. Take and slowly consume 1 Nama Boost gummy at least 30 mins before heavy work starts. If focus drops during your block, take a NeuroGum 45 minutes in.

Stack

  • 1x Nama Boost gummy (50mg L-Theanine + 2000mg Cordyceps + 1000mcg Vitamin B12) — long duration, max 1 per day. Home, on the go, on premise
  • 1x NeuroGum with 40mg Caffeine + 60mg L-Theanine, 45 mins into work — short duration, max 2 per day. Home, on the go, on premise
  • Thai Sniffer — when you need a short cigarette break

Step 3 — Flow (End of the first work block)

As the first deep-work block starts fading, use a Cordyceps and Lion's Mane pouch to maintain mental clarity, support cognitive endurance, and smoothly transition into the next phase of the day without a hard energy crash.

Stack

  • 1x Flow Pouch with 600mg mushroom blend (Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, Reishi) — medium duration, max 2 per day. Home, on the go, on premise

Step 4 — Still

Take a proper lunch break to reset both mentally and physically. After eating, ease back into the day with your favorite coffee alternative or a can of yerba mate for a smoother, more sustained afternoon energy lift without the heavy post-lunch crash.

Stack

  • Yerba Mate can — can have a long duration, max 1 per day. Home, on the go; if on premise, skip this step

Step 5 — Spike

After lunch comes the valley of boredom. Energy drops, motivation fades, and the day starts feeling heavier than it should. Pair an L-Tyrosine capsule with an Outdare nicotine pouch as a controlled cognitive lift for moments that require deeper focus, sharper execution, or renewed momentum.

Stack

  • 1x NOW L-Tyrosine 750mg — medium duration, take 2 if you need extra focus. Home, on the go, on premise
  • Nicotine pouch (3mg) — 1 for a short lift, max 2 for longer and only if experienced. Home, on the go, on premise
  • Thai Sniffer — instead of a cigarette

Step 6 — Land

After work, the goal shifts from performance to release. Reward yourself with a light THC/CBD sativa lift or a kava cocktail — enough to soften the edges of the day, ease the nervous system, and transition into a more social, relaxed, and emotionally open state without going fully offline.

Stack

  • 1x 2.5mg THC : 2.5mg CBD Zebra Dolphin Gummy — ATTENTION: gummies are 10mg, so cut into a quarter; we recommend starting with 2.5mg. Home, on the go, on premise
  • Kava Shot 150mg Kavalactones — as a shot or mixed into a non-alc cocktail. 1 portion is moderate, 2 is big. At home: big bottle; on the go: shooter format; on premise: liquid extract
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Coffee is great, but imma need some of that good s#*t, son.

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When it comes to substances, it's good to "have a guy" ... someone who knows what's worth your time, what goes with what, how much what who how why. Zebra Dolphin Collective is your guy, it's what I wish dealers were like when I was growing up.

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