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BECOME A ZEBRA DOLPHIN LAB RAT

WANTED: We're looking for volunteers to help us change how humans get high

You’re already on mood shifting substances (coffee, wine, melatonin,...). We want you to take some more, mix them together, and tell us how it was.

What would you like to do better?

LET'S GO

FIRST, WHAT IS ZEBRA DOLPHIN?

We provide substances for everyday challenges

Zebra Dolphin is your friendly online dealer of safe and legal stuff to take for everyday challenges: staying focused, having more energy, maxin’ relaxin’, sleeping like a bébé, staying connected with your partner, and also for acting like a complete and utter maniac. We got you!

We’re building the world’s first curated “mood market”

We’re all on something. Yes, even your mom. Mostly ungodly amounts of coffee. But when you’re looking for any other drug than coffee, one may find themselves a bit confused. There are too many (new) products, strange names, questionable dealers, unverified dosages, weird vocab (like smart stacking)...

When it comes to substances, it’s good to “have a guy” ... someone who knows what's worth your time, what goes with what, how much what who how why. This sentiment was the birth of Zebra Dolphin and what prompted our first product...

INTRODUCING: THE GIGA-MOOD BOX

What exactly do we need volunteers for?

We made a box that includes 20+ safe and legal drugs organized into five Smart Stacks™ to take for a foggy mind, socialising when your battery is dead, mid-week concerts, igniting the spark with your partner after a dry stretch, shutting off the brain after work...

...we’re looking for curious people to become our first Zebra Dolphin Lab Rats, test the prototype Giga Mood Box, and give us their field notes.

I'M READY
THE LINE IS OPEN

ZEBRA DOLPHIN
LAB RATS

We're selecting up to 300 people to take the Giga Mood Box for a ride. Join the line to become a
Zebra Dolphin Lab Rat.

✊ Zebra Dolphin Lab Rat responsibilities

  • Try our smart stacks and share brutally honest product feedback
  • Participate in occasional 1:1 phone calls, group convos and brainstorm sessions with Zebra Dolphin overlords
  • Share the gospel of Zebra Dolphin with friends and family (even your mom)
  • Live a little

🐬 Benefits of being a Zebra Dolphin Lab Rat

  • Lifetime early access to new boxes, stacks, and product drops
  • 5X “skip the line” passes for friends, family, or that Bumble date you’re trying to impress
  • Exclusive special beta-testing price to try the prototype Giga Mood Box
  • Lifetime 10% discount on all apparel, merch, and swag